It seems like prodding elmo on IRC the other day helped; http://planet.debian.net/ now works. Keybuk moved the code from gluck to my local server, which should be just as good, and not require the ugly proxy hack which were there in the beginning. I haven’t been able to fix mailman yet, but hoping to fix that tomorrow.
Also, remember that 2004-01-04 13:37:04 UTC is 2^30 seconds since the epoch. Find (or make) a party and celebrate. :)